Yes, you're West.

Not one of the better hands you've held lately, you say? I doubt it.

But the opening lead is yours and you must eventually choose among these thirteen bus transfers. Before you hit the link below to read the answer, take a few moments to consider which card you would lead and more importantly, why.

Thinking beforehand like this also gives you extra time in which to rehearse the excuses you'll offer partner while the score is being written up.

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